What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Do you consider yourself pretty?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

How do you relax?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

Dr No

Goldfinger

-”Ah so!”

When was the first time you suck on a penis?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do you get a girl to like you?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why does it smell so bad? I noticed that when I move around my vagina has a stench. It’s usually a wet liquid, almost like pee. There’re little to no discharge and it doesn’t hurt or itch.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

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